Germaniac

Someone who devoutly and even psychotically imposes Germanic cultural values upon every facet of human life, including the lives of other people.

Is uptight, sanctimonious, genocidally racist and monomaniacal in the extreme. To a bizarre extent, radiates open hostility and seething coldness toward all people and organizations that don't seem "Germanic enough", in terms of their physical appearance or their conduct.

Exercises racial and cultural discrimination whenever and wherever possible, and seeks to infiltrate and take over any and all organizations in order to most totally Germanize them.

"You better not be even one minute late to Mrs. Hillyard's class, or she'll hate you forever. Punctuality is everything to her -- she's a total Germaniac!"

by C'est Logique March 16, 2012

low german

The gay version of German

person 1-Hey Paul just came out of the closet

person 2- Oh i didnt know he spoke low german!

by PutangPopper420 November 9, 2017

Germanics

Of or relating to the German people

Dickie W: Please reveal today's well not crucial but still fun i guess, will stuart get his century? well he's 12 points away but it's still fun. anyway here it is, if your both ready, please reveal to days countdown conundrum.......GERMANICS

by Terl Fleming November 6, 2003

german pillow

when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.

hey lets go down to the lake and perform a german pillow

by fagg nut August 18, 2010

German Meat Bomb

A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.

Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

German

The most sweetest boy ,yes he may be weird but he makes up for it with his charming way of always making u smile he’s cool and chill

German is awesome

by The girl who did it May 21, 2018

german whip syndrome

German whip syndrome is a disorder that causes a driver to experience a sense of self entitlement, a sense of superiority, and demonstrates extreme road rage towards anybody who blocks their way and the sufferer will do whatever it takes to get in front and cut off said person even if it means putting others at great risk. Many don’t indicate direction aka failing to use turn signals.
People at high risk usually drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Audis, Volkswagens, and Porsches.

Guy 1: OH SHIT!! fucking asshole pulled out in front of me and almost made me crash.

Guy 2: sounds like that guy has German whip syndrome.

Guy 1: yup, looks like he’s driving a BMW M series so of course he thinks he owns the road.

by Thefanman June 5, 2018