Annoying As Fuck

A person who is extremeley annoying, where you wish you could shoot yourself in the head. More commonly referred to as no friends, a large douche, someone kill her, & GOD DAMN ugly. Level 5 clinger.

"AHAHhahaaAHahha," laughed Alex Temple as fake as she could. "Wow she's annoying as FUCK." Colton frowned. "And ugly!" Exclaimed Austin.

by dietwater May 11, 2006

jesus fuck

A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.

STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.

by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008

fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

Suck and fuck

Ken was a 18 yr old virgin at basic training, taking a shower. His drill instructor was also showering. Ken was asked by the instructor if he could suck the young airman off. Ken said yes after much debate. Soon the instructor and Ken went to far and went all the way.

It started with a suck and ended with a fuck. Suck and fuck

by Easy airman March 29, 2019

Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.

Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"

by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011

what the fuck are you doing

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"

by KadV January 24, 2009

fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit

When you run out of cheese sticks

me: im hungry

me, opening the fridge and seeing no cheese sticks: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit

friend: bro whats wrong

me: no cheese sticks

friend: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021