Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.

Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.

by shoegirl1990 August 14, 2011

friend shui

The art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.

"Marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama."

"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."

"yeah."

by merrifengshui August 30, 2012

Friend-O-Maniac

Someone get addicted to their friend so much that they can't live without. they don't leave them alone and behave crazy when they try to avoid him/her. Sometimes it can be Violent.

Gracy : Hey! Where is Sam, how is he doing?
Peter : Russell is all over him. He follows him everywhere. I suspect, He is Friend-O-Maniac

by NaKuJa June 10, 2013

friendchod

Someone who screws their friends over.

You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.

by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013

Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability

Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu

by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014

Friendenema

The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.

I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.

by I am the Travis January 21, 2015

Friend-off

When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.

Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?

Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.

by SpencerMurrayStudios May 30, 2016