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french cries

a fictional food that implies someone is being a cry baby. It is most often accompanies the word wamburger.
jake: mom, chris won't stop making weird faces at me!

chris: awww does poor baby want a wamburger and some french cries?
by Pont Lemarce November 9, 2006
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French Advance

"We'll make a french advance on them....RUN AWAY!!!"
by Doctor Rock January 28, 2009
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french army

a poorly lead army. bad leadership,morale and lack of arms and the fact they are french led to thier loss in both world wars. alot of funny jokes are many about them like "a french tank (which are usally renaults which = shit) has 7 gears 1 forward 6 reverse, or "hes about as a reliable as a french torpedo bomber" after WW2 they made nukes to look big today they still are ones of the least reliable armies.
aussie solider(in trench): oi mate whos covering us??
his mate: french army....
damn were gone get the blokes to cover us those frenchies got no hope in hell
or.....
damn boy u go more backward then a frech tank commander
by 208acu April 1, 2008
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French Roast

The act of masturbating while using a nice dark french roast coffee grounds as lubricant.
"John why does it reek of coffee near your computer?" "I just watched some porn and gave myself a nice french roast."
by Epik5 October 24, 2011
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French Dip

The act of swaping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend. Try french dip w/side of au jus where you use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon for an extra nicotine buzz.
After meeting Mary Jo at the local smoke smoke shop where she bought a pouch of "Chattanooga Chew", Johnny invited Mary Jo to his hay loft for a french dip. Mary Jo responded with "Can I have extra au jus on the side"?
by Buttwheat August 19, 2009
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French passive

When a male person has fellatio (a blowjob) performed on him by another person, particularly when it involves gay sex.
A classified ad I saw in a gay newspaper was seeking a French passive partner to connect with.
by Spike N Power March 25, 2010
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French Horn

1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.

2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.
Makayla L. just French Horned me. The BJ was great but the fisting was awful! I can't shit or sit!
by Jay Beebz & Bee Zobz January 22, 2011
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