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Blasey Ford

Kavanaugh is in the urban dictionary, but Blasey Ford is not.
by Booker T. Spartacus September 27, 2018
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University of Florida

An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.
With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.
by Bill May 2, 2004
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Ford Mustang

an American classic muscle car that has been around since its smash-hit popularity in the 60's, the mustang is the pride of ford's entire line-up. ford mustangs used to be popular among guys, but over recent years, it has come to the appeal of many teenage girls across america, and now the mustang is just a little bitchy chick car since every 16 year old girl (and up) thinks they are cool as shit if they have a flashy car that everybody likes, even though probably 95% of girls that drive a mustang don't even know the first thing about what is under the hood besides an engine, and not even how big the engine is. most girls will just buy the basic v6 version of the mustang, because as mentioned earlier, the only important thing is that the girl has a mustang. it is very rare that you will see a girl driving her own mustang gt.

bottom line is that girls should stick to volkswagen beetles and pt cruisers and all the other chick cars out there. the mustang has always been and should be owned by the guy population, and it is a guy car. don't spoil it
Girl: "come on girls! lets roll to the mall in my new ford mustang! we'll be cruisin' in style!"

- 2 guys drive by in a chevy camaro ss -

guy 1: "damn did you just hear that girl? she has a mustang and shes treating it like it is a part of fashion"

guy 2: "yeah its a shame that such a great car has become a car for chicks to be posers with now."
by blue frame September 6, 2009
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Forbidden Fruit

A gay or lesbian individual who secretly makes out with or has sex with someone of the opposite sex. This is individual will hide their true bisexual orientation in order to fit in with the Gay and Lesbian community.
Straight Guy: What happened between you and your female friend last night? I noticed you two were drunk and were very affective towards her.

Gay Guy: Please don't say anything...Well, I tasted her forbidden fruit last night and now I feel strange. I thought I was gay but now, I have no clue.
by classymalikat September 9, 2011
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Ford Mustang

Like ass-holes.... everyone has one.
Man #1: There goes another Ford Mustang.
Man #2: Yep and there are only a few million more that are exactly the same. They are like ass holes, everyone has one.
Man #1: So very true
by MadSpleen85 January 10, 2007
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Florida Feet

When your feet look like you live in a trailer park after walking anywhere In Florida without shoes on.
Brooke, I left my shoes at the beach and walked back to your house, look at my florida feet.
by Shawn Parent April 5, 2008
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ford

Ford is a smart auto maker they circled the problem....It was the stupid costumer fault for buying the damn thing
I cant figure out what is wrong with my ford?? They must have circled the problem
by Buck Restad January 20, 2004
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