Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses by oppourtinity?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Perusalize: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Perusalize: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
Get the Perusalize: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Term describing a mindset of a person when they are unable to see another viewpoint/or the truth in a situation. It's when a person has heard about a "story, opinion, or report" from one person first and believes that this is the truth. This occurs when a person's mind is closed and incapable of hearing and understanding another viewpoint or report because they completely believe what they were told initially about a person or situation is the truth.
John's girlfriend believed he had cheated on her because her best friend told her she saw him with another girl. John was not with the other girl but his girlfriend had "first story bias" and felt she could not trust him anymore.
by Sueism July 18, 2019
Get the First story biasmug. The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
by llamasaylol December 17, 2016
Get the The Christmas Firstmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dracula: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dracula: The First Juvenile Release
by AnyFrequencyAuditor January 28, 2025
Get the Dracula: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Victor "Vokuv" Rhodes: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Victor "Vokuv" Rhodes: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Victor "Vokuv" Rhodes: The First Juvenile Release.mug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
Get the Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.mug.