Tesla fever 

A euphoric condition brought on after exposure to any product manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc.

Symptoms:
- A huge grin (aka Tesla grin).
- Continuously talking about Tesla.
- Prolific contributor in TMC forums.

Cure:
Buy (or lease) a vehicle manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc. (symptoms can take months to subside).

Joe's bout of Tesla fever didn't subside until nearly 4 months after he took delivery of his new Model S.

Tesla fever by P13878 October 26, 2013

Map Fever

The disease that one gets when new maps are announced for a online multiplayer shooter, like Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4.

Tyler is still waiting for those new Call of Duty maps. He has map fever.

Map Fever by pwnd j00r soul April 3, 2008

Mangelar fever  

the fear of having a mangela on you.

man, he’s got mangelar fever – she after him tonight!”

Mangelar fever by smellysocks2009 December 17, 2008

bow fever

a sickness of loving bow hunting. the only cure is ti be up 20 feet in a tree with your boe

hey boss i cant make it to work i have bow fever.

bow fever by x IDiESEIL November 12, 2009

Deployment Fever 

When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.

Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....

Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...

Deployment Fever by Bertc February 28, 2010

North-Fever

When a person who moves from the coldest part of thier hemisphere, moves south and becomes home sick.

Beth: "Jane I haven't seen you in a while!"

Jane: "I know I miss it up there I'm getting North-Fever so bad"

North-Fever by Violawannab3 January 9, 2011

Friedbread Fever 

One who likes Navajo women more than other types of women.

That guys got friedbread fever

Friedbread Fever by t daddy mo April 4, 2011