A fart that is significantly hotter than most farts and smell putred, sometimes resulting in a burning sensaton upon the anus. This phenomenon is caused by a chemical reaction in the intestinal tract from the fermentation of certain foods. The foods that can cause this are usually considered unhealthy, such as American style McDonald's, Wendy's, and many other fast food chains. This is usually causes defecation with the same effects, which is believed to be the origin of the phrase "Steaming pile of shit." These farts are highly flammable even more so than normal ones. Please do not light a match near the rectum when this situation occurs, for it will cause a fairly large explosion and may worsen the burning sensation.
Man, "OUCH."
Dude, "What?"
Man "I just released a heated fart."
Dude, "Well you shouldn't have eaten all those cheeseburgers."
Man, *Sigh.
(Body collapses)
Man, "You O.K. Dude?"
Dude, "What?"
Man "I just released a heated fart."
Dude, "Well you shouldn't have eaten all those cheeseburgers."
Man, *Sigh.
(Body collapses)
Man, "You O.K. Dude?"
by Uruugh January 22, 2015
Get the Heated Fartmug. The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the fart tossmug. "You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"
by bourkes May 16, 2005
Get the seeping fartsmug. It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.
by Teflon72 December 31, 2013
Get the muffle fartmug. The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
Get the Samurai Fartmug. A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.
Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
by BarnacleBill November 15, 2010
Get the Fart Attackmug. The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.
Beware of anyone with protein farts.
Beware of anyone with protein farts.
John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.
by DeathTaco February 8, 2010
Get the Protein Fartmug.