F.T.M.A

(Flocking To My Awesomeness) - When a woman who is payed to have sex with you is forced to seduce you because you are too much of a pussy to make a move.

"Hey bro, those chicks are obsessed with me."

"Yah man, we paid them, they're just F.T.M.A'ing you.

by ObservantTooth8 July 9, 2012

F.U.B.A.R.

Fucking Ugly Beyond All Reason
This refers to people who are well...fucking ugly beyond all reason.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

W.A.M.F.

Abbreviation for White Ass Mother Fucker

That kid is a W.A.M.F. fakin' it with his grillz!

by Jeanette B July 29, 2008

B.A.M.F.

Bitch Ass Mother Fucker

That dude is a B.A.M.F.

by SE7EN S1NS May 9, 2010

B.A.M.F.

Big And Masculine Female

-yo check the biceps on that B.A.M.F.

i just found out that hottie from the bar is a total B.A.M.F.

by john fitzgerald jacob December 9, 2008

g.a.m.f

Gay Ass Mother Fucker

Quit being such a g.a.m.f.

by Ace_General September 1, 2008

L.A.M.F

Lazy Ass Mother Fucker. Usually used when talking to a man that lays on the couch all day eating Doritos and drinking Mtn. Dew.

Jane: "Bob! get your arse off the couch and do something productive!"
Bob: "I'm playing a game right now! I'll get up when I want to! Now go make me a sandwich!"
Jane: "I should have never loved you...you're a L.A.M.F!"

by Supportive_Chicken June 2, 2018