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new england

The only place in the U.S. where people are more full of themselves than Texans.
New England is wicked had in the winta, so theyafoa I'm betta then you!
by 'sup P November 16, 2006
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Drunkard_Englishman

Someone of a fat nature; commonly a programmer. Often gets drunk at pubs and talks about things like Penny Arcade with friends.
by dom June 1, 2003
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international english

english spoken by travelers to non-english speaking countries in hope of communicating. generally words are spoken loudly and slowly while making charade-like gestures that indicate the word being spoken.
international english may involve saying, "F-O-O-D", while motioning hand-to-mouth.
by tort69tart April 26, 2008
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The Queen of England

Doesn't actually exist.

The kingdoms of England and Scotland dissolved in 1707 so what every American refers to as "the queen of Engerland" is actually the queen of the U.K.

She is also the head of the Commonwealth and will never die. We know this because Prince Charles has been trying for years.

Learn some history!
American: "Look! The queen of England!"

Briton: "She's been dead for a looooong time"
by Ozzy1993 July 31, 2009
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England

A country geographically situated within Europe but politically removed from the ideology of Europe.
Often subject to torrents of abuse from disgruntled sheep farmers situated in Wales and Scotland because we are still guilty of some superannuated crime commited before these people's descendents even lived.
A nation full of stoic people who, whilst courageous and proud are also apathetic.
107p for a ltr of petrol and we all just sit and take it. Time to be like France and riot!
Americans think England is a facsimilie of their culture, but they are grossly mistaken so we shall move swiftly on.

England is a nation that on here seems to be represented by it's football team (oh dear).
Football is lame, so are you muppets arguing it. Go any find another way to have a macho-cock-measuring contest.

England is the oldest established democratic model of paliment/government in the world.
Scotish man: Focking english jebbend.

English man: ...thanks for your time....

England has many English people who adore Welsh, Scottish and Irish culture.
As for the ones calling us a "Cunt of a country"...at least we provide pleasure. What do you do you ropey-looking pikey turd?
by AntipatheticBrit September 1, 2009
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english college

Some gay school that has been around in dubai for 3 years, it is a school for mentally retarded kids, they have really bad teachers and the principal is retarded.
retarded student from english college: omfg my school is the best school in the world!
awesome dude:no..... -.-
by awesome dude who likes pie February 15, 2009
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Queen's english

What posh, upperclass english people speak.
Look at that pleb over there Alfred, speaking cockney no less. Oh the commeners are truly amusing! They can't speak proper queen's english. Tut-tut, pour me some more tea old sport- jolly good, spiffing stuff!

*continues with plans of world domination*
by TOVEX December 29, 2015
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