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Dry your eyes

Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'
Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy
by yomomasdildo May 24, 2015
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dry-bumming

Jimmy, stick on some Prince - I feel like dry-bumming !
by Gaz December 3, 2003
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Dry Humping Whore

A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.
Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."

Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."
by Dee-Dub May 26, 2008
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suck you dry

When a girl sucks your dick and you cum in her mouth and she keeps sucking til you can't come no more
by PussyWhipped March 30, 2016
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suck you dry

Sucking a dick until they cum
Bradley: How was your night with Estelle dude?
Tyler: Oh my god bro, we fucked then she said "I wanna suck you dry"

Bradley: Did she?
Tyler: Yup
Bradley: Lucky!
by anon8856 December 20, 2015
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Memphis Dry Rub

A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..
Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.
by Tommyshocker September 8, 2005
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dick dry heaving

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.
Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.
by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013
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