A word, which describes someone who has numerous personality defects, which make them undesirable and unfit for social interaction. These people are repulsive and are likened to a douche, a device used to clean the most unsightly areas of the human body--the asshole and the pussy, which, not by coincidence, are words often used interchangeably with the world "douche" to describe such a person. Characteristics of a douche, include but are not limited to being cocky, pompous, self-centered, selfish, mean-spirited, and of course, being an asshole or a pussy, as mentioned earlier.
That guy in the Camero is such a douche, I can smell his Drakkar even with my windows rolled up. His own mother must hate him. What an asshole/pussy.
by nartmot July 15, 2009
Get the Douche mug.a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle
when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham
by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006
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A person of extremely low character; similar to a douche bag, but much more severe. Another defining characteristic is that the douche brush fully knows that he or she is a douche brush and does not care to change.
A person of extremely low character; similar to a douche bag, but much more severe. Another defining characteristic is that the douche brush fully knows that he or she is a douche brush and does not care to change.
That douche brush almost ran over that old lady carrying a newborn hemophiliac baby across the street, and then he flipped her off!
by G-Yo June 25, 2008
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girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."
girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."
girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."
by protien0g March 31, 2009
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"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."
by yao ming's sidekick August 4, 2009
Get the douche whore mug.Phenomenon used to explain that douchbags come in every shape and colour. Used primarily as a new category of people to be racist towards (to combat regular racism).
by KyroKiller September 7, 2009
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tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."
wears sunglasses on the back of your head
complete tool
tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."
wears sunglasses on the back of your head
complete tool
Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.
Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
by Ripper47 May 1, 2010
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