Crack is semi divine

Crack is semi divine

Crack is semi divine

by Real Alberto June 4, 2022

fear of diving boards

filip he fears diving boards

he has a fear of diving boards

by Anonymous 273 July 8, 2023

The Knee of Divine Wrath

Previously unknown prior to 2023. Since it’s discovery (TKODW), it has been named the strongest substance known to man. It took the place of graphene, which was previously known as the strongest substance on earth. Graphene has a grading 200x that of steel - the TKODW has an estimated grading of 300x that of graphene. Studies are being implemented to gather an accurate number.

Micah used The Knee of Divine Wrath to pulverize Brett’s shin.

by OsteoArth6651 July 16, 2023

Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

canadian sewer diving

When you eat out someone’s butthole after they drink so much maple syrup it starts leaking from their ass.

“How’d it go with that girl last night?”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”

by mr terrific July 17, 2025

Alabama cave diving

A sexual act in which one person dives head first into another's anus until only their feet remain outside.

I enjoyed the Alabama cave diving we did last night.

by Big Balls Barry March 24, 2026