ripped daddy

someone who shows incredible strength that is apparent by their massive musculature.

Ryan: "Jon you are so ripped you're a ripped daddy."
Jon: "Stop that right now!"
Ryan: "Seriously your shirt is ripping. I'm going to call you Ripped Daddy."

by RyannJones November 18, 2007

daddy dawson

A nonce teacher that looks like jeasus

Look it’s Daddy Dawson

by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken December 25, 2021

Daddy’s Bratwurscht

Euphemism for a man’s (Daddy’s) large penis (Bratwurscht sausage)

Girl: Daddy’s Bratwurscht is so frickin big *moans*

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

Ginger Daddy

A daddy who also happens to have red (ginger) hair. Superior to all other daddies.

"Have you met Jack's boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he's a total Ginger Daddy."

by Pleiades_stuff December 11, 2018

Hag Daddy

A certain individual prone to shouting inappropriate phrases in public settings, such as "fish jizz videos." When intoxicated, a Hag Daddy becomes obsessed with knowing whether or not people hate her, and has been known to demand others to carry her, to no avail.

Did you hear? Hag Daddy loudly referred to me as "Wet Daddy" at the party the other day. You know, now that I think of it, I don't think there was a single person at that party who didn't hear that.

by WetDaddy March 22, 2017

Daddy Emerald

A guy who cannot order anything from starbucks properly.

That guys a Daddy Emerald, so weird how could he be so socially awkward.

by Zoinkerrrrrrr January 12, 2021

Desk Daddy

he who makes thoughtful intercourse with his studies, if he studies you (some woman) think of the possibilities...he has, studied it

Old desk daddy serenades the women with knowledge and impeccable smoothness. I know a man who claims he's studying when he's really running game, he is now referred to as the Desk Daddy, intercourse at the desk is his forte.

by Dat Mane Shebes January 9, 2015