Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest
heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a
joke about it.
He LOVES
girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You
go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke
weed, he doesn't like WEARING
WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the
time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the
time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your
majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at
bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of
your life"
