double deuce

The indication of wearing the same undergarment for one day and then the following, implying a certain lack of hygiene on the party.

When a guy hasn't been home for 2 days and hasn't taken a shower and had a change of clothes and he's been with his friend for the entire time he's been out of the house, his friend might say...
"you sum derrty shyt, yu` been hav`n da same derrty *ss drawz fa` 2 dayz now... yu` strait double-deuce`n..."

by genius_laydii July 26, 2004

Double Donk

The Double Donk consists of when roofie a girl then bash her, then the portal of Narnia spawns. You then enter the portal or Narnia and run throught donk everything in sight. Once everything in all of Narnia has been donked you must find a pegusus preform muchkin scrotomie then a devilish handsome oopmaloopa will spawn hold a log of mahoganii wood. You will then engage in a very strong erotic ritual where you do the haka and then mahoganii enters your wonderful anal cavity.

Peter: I what to double donk you so hard

Ryan: ....

by baseballmom67 August 31, 2017

Double Dipping

When two guys simultaneously put their balls on another persons face; specifically, one pair goes over both the eyes, the other pair going in the mouth- IE: 1x arabian goggles and 1x teabag.

Guy 1: Mal was so wasted last night, I can't believe I put my balls in his eyes!
Guy 2: No way! I put mine in his mouth!
Guy 1: Hell yeah, motherfucker, thats double dipping!

by inthevalley_omalley March 18, 2010

double dirty sanchez on the rocks

a filthy thick monobrow (one eyebrow) generally associated with hairy foreign men (can include women), that rides the eyeballs (the rocks) in an ungainly manner. NOTE: there is absolutely NO space between both eyebrows.

think groucho marx marrying brooke sheilds and having a son with an italian appearance- this is fondly known as a double dirty sanchez on the rocks

by vikstar August 15, 2007

double dusting

The act of carrying two iphone 4's, often with different wireless providers, likely to impress one's colleagues, in an attempt to prove one's self worth and have more iphones than you.

Hey Broseph, did you see Ian double dusting at the dinner table?

Yeaa, he's trying to impress Nicole.

by Don Juan Julio da Double Dusta January 12, 2011

Double Date

A euphemism for getting Covid twice. This term is used due to the increased risk of the virus spreading among groups of more than two people, such as two sets of romantic partners, in spaces like pubs and restaurants, where one might otherwise go on a date.

I thought I had antibodies but my test results came back today and it turns out I've been invited on a double date.

by Nice to meat you June 13, 2021

double dutch

When two Dutch guys analy (anal) rapes a girl/boy.

Aww. I got double dutched last night. I'm still sore.

by noname September 9, 2003