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reverse donkey punch

Lass and lad engage in 69-style, simultaneous oral stimulation. Once climax is imminant, the gent soundly punches the female on her anus, alarming her and causing her to bite his erection. Notoriously unpopular due to the resultant unpleasant pressure applied to the penis. Additionally to be avoided if the maiden has partaken of a large chili luncheon as the male party risks incurring a dramatic "poopy fist".
After exploring the reverse donkey punch, Dick and Lynne were both a little bruised and sad. They became jaded about avant-garde sexual techniques. They held each other loosely, joined in a withdrawn melancholy.
by Stames Jone July 7, 2006
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docked

meaning to be stationary, or kept in one place. Derrived from Dirty Sam in New Providence, NJ.
Man I'm docked this weekend.

(meaning I'm grounded and can't go anywhere and stationary)
by Prince Vegeta August 11, 2004
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donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit
Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!
by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006
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donkey butter

One of many types of male spooge
Man, I love the taste of your donkey butter
by adam kirwin July 1, 2006
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Donkey punch

first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.
uh im gonna be an asshole and donkey punch julie. yeah thats real fucking smart.
by jennaG January 12, 2008
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Donkey Clap

It is when you eat out a fat chick, and as she is climaxing the flab from her back, stomach, and sides flaps onto your head making a clapping sound. Thus you have a donkey clap.
So, I was eating out Stephanie yesterday, when she donkey clapped me. I don't think she noticed. I would do it again.
by Jumpin'Jehovah April 1, 2008
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Golden Donkey

When a man urinates in a woman's mouth, shits in a woman's mouth, and cums in a woman's mouth, and then turns around and kicks her with his two legs like a donkey to make her spit it up.
Man I gave her a golden donkey that was so good she asked for another
by TDY231 January 13, 2009
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