Graves Disease

The syndrome that impairs one's judgement and makes one lose sight of friends and caring about them or ever having any desire to hang out with them.

Graves has Graves disease.

by Brian August 9, 2004

Pumpers Disease

The act of "pumping" a girls head up and down while receiving oral sex.

Girl: "Stop, I can't breathe!"

Man: "Shutup bitch! I got pumpers disease!"

by Andrew Joshua February 20, 2011

peteriosis disease

the extreme urge to be a fag and a skater and a poser. other symptoms include:not wanting to cut hair,hair taking on properties of tempered steel,extreme protectiveness over a hat,piglike nose,extreme hair growth causing ideal conditions for parasites,lice,crabs,tics,spiders,leeches and hobos,and loss of friends.

peter symchuck has peteriosis disease

by joeseph kowalski May 5, 2005

horse disease

some one who has a huge dick like a horse

that guy is walking funny he must have horse disease

by A. Madeira May 13, 2005

marians disease

An illness that footballers have after long term injury when they have got used to sitting on the bench and not playing.

Marians Disease - Marian Pahars appeas to be injured again - oh no wait, he isn't injured, he just doesn't want to play.

by bobzac85 November 5, 2006

Morris Disease

An obsession where one has to shove anything they get there hands on up their rectal cavity.

"Dude, your remote smells like shit. Do you have Morris Disease or what?"

by Dajuca October 16, 2008

akersins disease

to throw bad during baseball warm-ups

Guy 1:Dude you keep throwing the ball over my head. This is just warm-ups can you not throw on a straight line?
Guy 2: Sorry I must have akersins disease!

by TTimmy February 16, 2008