River Dickin'

Spontaneous river fuckery. Randomly jump/play in a river after driving past or stumbling across one.

Chase! Let's go to the mountains & go river dickin'. Grab your trunks, intertube, noodle & go dick around in a random river.

River Dickin' by Drewisms June 6, 2020

Eye-Dicking 

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

Eye-Dicking by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020

Triple dicking

When a man has three penises and uses them to crush some major pussy 3 times as fast with 3 times the pleasure.

Damn did you hear about how Chester was triple dicking all those girls the other day?

Triple dicking by RhydonAli November 10, 2020

Nani dicking 

When your friends grandma has a big veiny glizzy
When your friends grandma has a penis, it’s called a nani dick

Hey did you see sevs grandma? She’s nani dicking

Nani dicking by No,Yourabt November 15, 2020

Rotisserie Dickin 

A sexual act between 2 males and one female where one male enters the females mouth while the other male enters her anus and they suspend her in the air using their penises and spin her 360 degrees just like a rotisserie chicken. Many variants are used depending on the type and or size of the female. Example Rotisserie Game Hen same thing just with a little person female or Desktop Rotisserie same thing just all little people

Yesterday ,The Homie and I gave ole Krusty Karen the Rotisserie Dickin last night she was one stuffed old bird.

Rotisserie Dickin by Anarchyhaha January 13, 2021

Limp dicking the clit 

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

Limp dicking the clit by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021

Toaster Dickin 

To show off. To brag or one up someone.

"Not to be toaster dickin but I got a 3.0kd"
"After I get my new car ima be toaster dickin for weeks!"

Toaster Dickin by Riskies January 24, 2021