Jordan Carver

A German woman with big boobs

Random dude: Man, Jordan Carver is so beautiful

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 2, 2025

Pumpkink Carve

To carve/carving out someones anal cavity until the human feces fall out.

Yo uncle skeeter, want to pumpkink carve?

by Thegroupcondom September 28, 2025

Myo carvel

A big man who exclusively listens to hype opium music and dances all night long jiggling his voluptuous tits.

“Woah dude you are hitting the Myo carvel like crazy”

by Ur dad123456789 January 8, 2026

Dude a cure

When a man trims his fingernails and toenails along the dirt line it's a dude a cure. It's a manicure for men.

I think you need a dude a cure brah, you could climb trees with those claws you got

by maddodge November 11, 2018

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Scurvy’s Cure

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.

Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.

by ArrrMateyIveGotScurvyMeLads January 23, 2022

George Washington Carvered

When somebody gets sauced really hard. Usually used in super smash bros.

Tyler:*gets JV4'd by Max's DK*
Max: "Dang you just got George Washington Carvered"

by SaximusPrime June 3, 2022