crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 23, 2019

crofton academy

A school that has had requires improvement since 2016 and all

"Oi charva man might send my kids to crofton"
"Rahhh fam they have had requiresimprovement bare time and is going to become a outwood which would result in your kid getting excluded karen"
"Ok Bruce mans kids are off Becketts fam"

"Oi charva mans going to send manz kids to crofton academy blud"
"Rahhh that school is bad and going to become a outwood"

by Fitsymandemelite November 26, 2019

Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.

I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.

by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020

croatiansussybaka

a very awesome and cool person who is very funny and nice and sometimes can’t spell like me 😃

croatiansussybaka should post on tiktok</3

by q.uackitys_ipad.gnfsdogwater July 15, 2021

croptop

Another term for gun or weaponry capable of "cropping" out the top half of an individual's body.

Stfu before I hit you with my croptop!

by swaggybits March 15, 2022

crotch munchies

when your pussy wants to eat that dick

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you

by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022

Crotch Pop

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist.... mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022