Covid Lifer

One that had Covid and the symptoms linger for life. Mainly applies to overweight middle aged women that had undiagnosed fibromyalgia or Epstein Barr and now have an actual diagnosis.

Those covid lifers are at the rally begging for another stimmy. Last night at the Maskarade Ball the lifers looked ravishing

by SuzanneSeven February 24, 2022

covid herd

1. A group of people gathering together during a widespread panic with no protective measures.
2. A group of people protesting during a serious catastrophe with no protective measures

The Covid herd hit the beach this despite warnings not to.

by TavG April 19, 2020

Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome

I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.

by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022

Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

covid connection

When you have a romantic “thing” with someone that isn’t defined because the awkward, lonely, I’m-working-on-myself-right-now, although needy common pandemic dating mindset.

“Are they together?” - “No, I think they just have a covid connection.”

“He waits for me in front of my building every day and holds the door. It’s great.” - “Are you guys ever going to talk?” - “Probably not.”

by Izzy.Bella October 30, 2020

covid hickey

a thing moms say when hugging their daughters and seeing their neck....during covid. duh.

"is that a covid hickey???"

by zackie salmon August 7, 2021

covid 21

that awkward moment when your cousin accidentally gives you multiple STDS and also ligma lol

mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds

mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez

me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol

by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 14, 2021