United States Marine Corps

Unlike what most people say it is not "better" than the army or any other branch. Each branch has it's on set of jobs and application in times of war. If the Marines were the best (as most military illiterate people think) we wouldn't need anyone else. Also the statement of them being the toughest is almost completely untrue. The statement itself is too ambiguous. Most recruits make it through Marine BCT while other branches have more strenuous training regimen than the overrated "Crucible".

Me- "I train everyday in hopes in one day being a SEAL team member. The dropout from Indoctrination through BUD/s and SQT is over 95% so I'm not going to slack on any of my preparation."

Common Marine Fanboy who scored 10 below ASVAB standard-" Weak ass fag I'm joing the United States Marine Corps! OoORAaHh!!!"

by Delta_Lead April 25, 2009

corporate media

A term used by people (i.e., communists), who think that all corporations are evil, therefore news outlets which corporations own are untrustworthy. These people are usually so far to the left that they fail to notice that the mainstream media leans to the left. This is especially ironic, since it is this leftist, liberal bias which makes mainstream networks untrustworthy -- not its "corporate ownership."

"Amy Goodman likes to whine a lot about 'corporate media.'"

by Gahmuret October 15, 2006

Corporation

During the late 1970's, a duo or trio of Central New Jersey teenaged males would break off from the larger peer group to maximize personal gain and form what was called a "corporation". Usually the hastily formed corporations mission statement included the pursuit of hot chicks, smoking a limited supply of excellent weed, or attending a keg party without the rest of the peer group attending. These loose-knit organizations could last anywhere from one day to several weeks. Often after the corporation dissolved, the former members would be absorbed back into the peer group after some interrogative statements about where the party was or how ugly that chick was who you were sucking face with last night.

Hey, is that Joey in the passengers seat of Bob's Monte? Joey only has a little of that killer weed left. He must have formed a corporation with Bob so they can smoke whats left between themselves and leave us out here freezing on the street corner.

by Mr. Southwood February 25, 2009

job corps

"Work Place Anarchy" but more like "prison work for the people trying to stay out of prison".
This is the equivalent of an enterprise looking up to a bureaucratic education.
EFFECTIVE FOR SOME, maybe not all. Good life lesson to try.

Play pool, live life up, BUT
**don't let people think they know you.

REMEMBER: All black moms tell sons "Take no1s shit", jits take it too far.

I got kicked out for being attacked & getting pissed about being accused WHEN THE TEACHER WASNT EVEN IN CLASS & EVERY1 WAS SLEEPING (strict rules about sleeping).

I didn't try2 sue 4 discrimination b/c its wasting much time& using a book before driving Heavy Equipment Operator
(Construction Co's will train you in order to pay you low$).
books teach not2 get/run ovr s1 w streamroller like stories

(Now its time 4 college so no construction 4 me.)

me2u: "Leave your attitude, youre getting a new 1"
(they giv you health to change your tweakn attitude)

Snickers says you+hungry=grumpy.

Let's go to Job Corps in Muhlenburg, KY & get the opportunity to extend our Career building time so we can USE THE GOVERNMENTS $ for WATER PARKs & cleaning the streets :)

(cant take the ghetto out me, but move me, the ghetto maker)

by spilt milk=splashing puddles:) February 26, 2011

Corpse husband stan

A bunch of wonderful people who love and support Youtuber, Corpse Husband. Often hated simply for breathing but that doesn't stop them from being bad ass people!

Hey, you're a Corpse Husband Stan right?

Yea that's me!

by El Squeaks February 23, 2021

corpsehouse

A funeral home. A place where people go for the wake after someone dies. Typically found in Northeastern, Pennsylvania, especially in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre areas.

"We are going to da corpsehouse for a wake and then for a couple two-tree beers at da bar, hayna or no?"

by J. F. Kennedy September 20, 2006

corporazzi

Upper Management in any corporate office setting.

The corporazzi were out for the holday week, so the office closed early, on Friday.

by brigaro January 7, 2010