Trolling Compilation

When someone is attempting to bait a person in a videogame in voice chat or in-game text chat, trying to make them really mad and get a reaction out of them with something that is obviously false.

obvious Hacker: "lmao im not cheating your just mad"
Friend: "i see you cheating your lying"
obvious Hacker: "where's the proof then"
Friend: "i saw you lock to my head through walls!!!!!!"
obvious Hacker: "and?"
Friend 2: "you dumbass he's probably adding you to his Trolling Compilation right now."

by WashashumgaMM2GodlyKnife June 29, 2021

National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer

November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!

by Lemveon November 19, 2021

Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.

Symptoms include:

- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.

- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.

- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).

- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube

Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...

by ratel_8 December 13, 2022

MANGO Complex

MANGO Complex refers to the nexus between the Military, Academia and NGOs.

The forthcoming Mathematics Education (PME) Conference to be held at the University of Haifa just after being awarded a tender by Israel’s Ministry of Defense to train and grant academic degrees to the officers of the notorious Israel Defense Forces (IDF) proves how the MANGO Complex works to improve the tarnished image of Israel.

by Class struggle memes March 7, 2023

lala company

An unethical, often tax evading, business run by family members. These businesses think short-term, expect profits on every transaction even if that means screwing the customer.

Lala companies treat their employees poorly, do not respect their time and don't compensate them well enough.

Bosses in such companies are insecure feudal lords, wreaking terror on their employees.

Prevalent all throughout India

Harry: Yo, I have an offer from Jatt Yamla Designs. Should I join?

Sica: Are you pagla, deewana? They are a lala company

(translation: Are you out of your fucking mind? They are a lala company)

by dogememer October 19, 2022

The Barron complex

the act of calling everything you see a cock, but you go to your home and fantisize about them all day and which you had one

O god i hate this kid he is the Barron complex

by Dylan Costello January 13, 2008

single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009