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Cock Vibration

When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.
Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!
by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 20, 2011
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Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.
Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.
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cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!
When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva
by Roochie February 28, 2007
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cock whore

A cock whore is the ultimate true slut. It doesnt matter her age or if she's married, she just can't get enough hard cock. A cock whore dresses like a slut at all times, letting everyone see her tits, ass and pussy. She doesnt care about a mans age, race or if he's thin or fat, only that he has a hard cock between his legs and thats he is willing to stuff one of her holes with it.
Kathy is a complete cock whore. She's married and in her 50's but has still let over 40 different men fuck her in the past year alone. She wears as little as possible to work. Very short skirts and thigh highs to let men peek at her sexy ass. Even at home she lets the neighbors see her by walking in the house naked and outside with only a thong bikini on.
Last Friday she let 2 college boys fuck her dirty pussy before work and her boss fucked her ass in his office by simply lifting her skirt and telling her to bend over. Then at lunch a guy she met on the internet fucked her in the back of his car in a park. Back at work she sucked off a black coworker who told her she had nice tits. She then stopped at a bar on way home and let to men she didnt know take her home to bang her.
by btld October 9, 2007
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cock diesel

adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.
by Marc January 4, 2003
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soft cock

A person, usually a man, who lacks strength of character, or who is an easy touch for a sob story, or who cannot be relied on to take decisive action. Usually a sycophant.
The boss asked us to work on Saturday, and my supervisor didn't stand up to him and argue. What a soft cock.
by Beechmere May 27, 2006
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cock jump

its when a girl trys to go out with guy to guy thinking she loves them but actually is infatuated and desperate
Yo this girl britnay man liked me for a week and noticed I didnt like her, and she cock jumped to my friend Seth.
by VeNgEaNCe132 February 3, 2007
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