Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 9, 2020

San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

the cooper temple clause

the best band to ever grace this earth.
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper

i think they are really cool and should reunite.

they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them

person 1: "hey what are you listening to? that might be the best song i've ever heard in my life"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"

by the cooper temple clause fan January 31, 2021

The Santa Claus

The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.

Yo I ran The Santa Clause on this girl last night

by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

The balls clause

Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.

“Hey Joey did you read the balls clause?”
“No what did it say?”
“I came to the conclusion; balls”

by The_see-er September 4, 2021

Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.

Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021