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ozark church

A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.

Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.
The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.
by ComradeWinston September 1, 2017
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God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.
by theLmastet September 27, 2017
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cheese churner

A penis that produces copious amounts if smegma.
A. Yo, what's that smell?
B. I think its Pete's cheese churner!
A. Shockin'
by shockin burt December 6, 2017
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Lord Church Syndrome

A common illness in modern day gaming where the player has the motive to be the best of the best in hopes to get the attention of women. Typically a Virgin or a white knight gamer that has no life experience with women.
Guy 1: Did you see that dude in the last game of CS:GO? He got 37 kills and 2 deaths.

Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.
by Uouu September 24, 2018
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chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic
Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.
by Tman27 April 13, 2019
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Minecraft Church

It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church
“ quick i need to hide from the immigration police
“ let’s go to the Minecraft Church”
by Yah yeet yah April 13, 2019
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finn church

finn church is a doo doo head but is very smexy in bed and is also very smexy towards other men.
Bob: finn church is a smexy man
Jeff: i would anal rape finn church
Bob: Me too!
by noghead June 9, 2019
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