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Christian Rock

A cheap form of music where people try their hardest to sound like the rock band Creed using lyrics that reference the Christian religion and fail epically!
Dude: I like Creed.

Fag: Aren't they christian rock.

Dude: Go to hell!
by TomBosley January 29, 2009
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christian virginity

When a girl wants to retain her virginity (vaginal), yet still wants to engage in a sex act similar to vaginal sex (anal). Therefore losing her anal virginity, but not vaginal virginity in the process.
Yeah, my girlfriend Ashley had her Christian virginity for two years because she believed in a Christian myth about pregnancy. When she went to college she gave the real thing up to this loser who told her he was a fellow believer.
by Good boy April 27, 2006
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Christianity

Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship with Jesus himself. If we were to all have a relationship with Jesus, then the world would be a better place. No wars, or racism, no crap music, no murders, or suicides, or anything else you can come up with.
Accept Jesus into your heart and have him as your friend, and you shall forever be changed...
by Dylan Devisser September 17, 2006
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christmakah

made famous by the hottest guy on earth... adam brody from the oc... also amde it a great holiday to celebrate... he gave dorky jewish boys the chance at an awesome life with an awesome role model.
christmakah is 6 days of presents followed by one day of many presents!
by lo January 13, 2005
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christianity

it's a religion that worships one god and all things nice and good. however, it was ruined by corrupt city officials putting bad messages in the bible, rabid followers starting huge wars over a nonexistent god, the idea that humans have to be "saved" because eve "ate the apple" or some dumb shit like that, the belief that all people who are not white straight christians should be killed and go to hell, etc. christians are known for their hatred, not the good and love they claim to practice. in short, complete blasphemy and If i could press a button to emliminate all the christianity in the world, i would do it. And all the ex-christians would thank me for freeing them from their unenlightened cult-like ways.
christianity is bullshit that says you are going to hell if:

you are not christian
you are gay
you look in the mirror too much
you eat too much
you have sex out of supposed "wedlock"
you don't do their hocus-pocus rituals
you exhibit any behavior which threatens the stability of their cult
you have an easy job
you don't kill any of the people mentioned above
you don't believe in god

gosh there's so many more i don't wanna bother.
by eric, or gavroche September 17, 2006
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CHRISTIAN

Loud, likes to club, always finds something to do, gives the BEST presents, and the life of the party!!!!
CHRISTIAN bought me a owl sweater for christmas :D
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Christan

A christian is usually a quiet guy whos really generous person. When you get to lnow home hell be the sweetest funniest person you know.Everyone loves christan...
Hey theres christan ima go amd say hi
by Alison delarentes October 25, 2018
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