Christian

A NOUN/VERB

The position when one white man gets double penetrated from behind by a black man and a mexican, preferably both having a "Saemi" cock (for further reference please see "Saemi")

Eric:Hey Edvard! How did you like the Christian yesterday?
Edvard:Hey Eric! It was excellent, my anus hasn't stopped bleeding and I can't take a seat

Steven & Sam: We're gonna do you so fucking Christian right now

George: NOOOO! Not the Christian

by Sæmi Hemma May 15, 2008

Christian

Idiot. Christian is super stupid and annoying. If you are to have the horrible luck of being his friend im sorry. You probably already knew. He also has no friends and will always be stalking you. He is attracted to everyone and everyone hates him. He never shuts up and talks about the weirdes things. And if you try to hide from him he always finds you~Why are you even searching this name up?

Ugh! Christian is so annoying and dumb! I know! and today he searched up innapropiate stuff! AGAIN! Ay Christian!

by CHRISTIAN!!! April 8, 2019

Christian

noun: Lion food. Pat Robertson Jerry Falwell Adolf Hitler Karl Rove Moral Majority Religious Right

Christian: "Although I was once persecuted for my beliefs, I think I have the right to kill you."

Black, Jewish, Lesbian: "Shut up before I feed you to a lion."

by gofuckyourself525 November 1, 2008

Christian Bale

Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.

If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.

by TheVoiceOfReason July 15, 2008

Christian Rockgasm

A sensation of ecstasy one feels during a christian rock concert. Occurs when you get a chill down your spine while closing your eyes and waving your hands in the air and singing along to the lyrics

Yesterday I went to a christian rock concerte and OMG I had the most amazing christian rockgasm ever! The Holy Spirit has touched me in ways I've never been touched before

by HCO gangsta January 17, 2008

Christian Viernes

1. A hot and well-known filipino living in Hawaii 2. An ASC leader 3. A FNStud 4. A guy with a lot of half-cabs

Hey Lexi, that guy looks like a Christian Viernes!

by banana sauce January 11, 2009

Christian Mingleberry

may result from a Christian Mingle Fleshpile.

That girl didn't even realize she was walking around with a Christian Mingleberry.

by SDmb October 14, 2011