Loyalty Check

The Friday at 4:30 PM visit from your boss to "just say Hi." What she is really saying is "want to make sure you are here and did not sneak out with all the other worker bees."

I was ready to hit happy hour early tonight but got hit with a Loyalty Check from "The Boss". She burried me with stuff to do early Monday morning.

by Macpony September 17, 2010

Check that shit

means basically- look at that

damn son, check that shit out

by Garf November 16, 2003

Crazy check

Slang for a monthly stipend from the Social Security Disability Insurance department given to recipients deemed unable to work because of psychiatric disability. Application for eligibility is often a lengthy process, but not impossible for those who truly need the assistance. It is NOT a handout or a copout for those who don't feel like working. It is a critical safety net for those who might fall between the cracks and potentially find themselves out on the street.

Thanks to my crazy check I keep a roof over my head.

by Notyermomma January 8, 2011

dick check

When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.

She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.

by Keovani® October 25, 2007

bone check

term used in the stabbing of another.

upon seeing person B, person A screams, "bone check" foo!. and proceeds to stab him, once, twice, or thirty times

by El Negro September 11, 2004

check the mojo filter

a phrase used to secretly tell your counterpart/counterparts that something has gone wrong and you all should leave the room and/or social situation

tom sees the man who his wife cheated on him with, but tom already has warrants out for his arrest so he must leave as not to cause a scene.

friends: hey tom isnt that the guy?

tom: oh yeah, we should deffantly check the mojo filter

by thedestroyerofmenknownassteve July 19, 2010

Checkmate Sergei

Victory! In your face! Used to announce an accompishment.

ORIGIN: Derrived from a 2011 FedEx commercial where a mutli-tasking senior mananger, while tatooing his own back, simultaneously defeats 2 chess apponents and announces "Checkmate, Sergei!".

a double play is executed in a baseball game, "checkmate Sergei."

by siliconsoapbox May 12, 2011