a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.

Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.

by Kevin February 18, 2009

Connie Chang

AKA Cadorkaporka. She moos and tends to make people pee shy. Lastly, she drives a sexy volvo tank!

A horrible boyfriend who NEVER walks you to class or opens the door for you.

by =P January 1, 2004

Ching Chang Chong

White trash, commonly found in a trailer park dump. Has no control over upper lip.

Man Ching Chang Chong's upper lip is dabbing.

by Ching Chang Reporter December 1, 2017

banger changer

1) A broad term, it can be used when describing or talking about a group of people who enjoy listening to cheese rock, music that is unworthy of being called music. Also, anyone who separates themselves from other people because they are "unique" even though they really aren't and play in shitty garbage bands and desperately need haircuts.
2) People who need to realize their lives are pointless unless they make drastic changes.

"Hey look at those Banger Changers!"

Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you spoken to your friend lately?"
Guy 2: "Noo...he's been a banger changer lately."

by rob08 November 24, 2006

National Change your Font Day

This occurs every year on the 16th July.
This is the day when you change your font on your instant messenger such as msn or yahoo etc...

Dude 1: Dude change your font its so boring!

Dude 2: No I like it

Dude 1: Dude but it's National Change your Font Day

Dude 2: Oh really alright then I have to change my font!

by Stevey E December 9, 2008

Ching chang chong

A little shit head being racist to chinese

Look at that ching chang Chong over there

by Mr.incognito all night February 13, 2020

Japanese Oil Change

Putting a funnel into someone's butthole and then diarrhea into the funnel, filling their ass with your diarrhea.

The Japanese are into some really weird stuff, ever seen a Japanese oil change?

by DJBeefer October 21, 2013