Cancer

Child:Jake paul is cool! Docter: It seems your son contracted cancer
by AntiJakePauler June 30, 2020
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Cancer

1. Horrible internet content that makes you cringe.

2. The zodiac sign for the crab.
3. When a cell's division grows out of control and the cell doesn't really do anything, causing only problems.
1. Man 1: Have you seen the newest Fortnite video? Man 2: Yeah, it's cancer.

2. Man 1: What's your sign? Man 2: Cancer. Man 1: Is that a joke of some sorts? Man 2: No.

3. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have breast cancer. Man: But I'm a guy!
by TheO0032 April 15, 2019
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Cancer

1. Something you don't like.

2. Someone who likes Something you don't like. Often told to kill themselves. See Kill Yourself.
Person 1: Undertale is cancer.
Person 2: I like Undertale.
Person 1: The Undertale fandom is cancer. Kill yourself.
by Quackface August 03, 2017
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Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.
by cgorange November 28, 2021
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Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021
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Throat cancer

The insinuation being that God ACTIVELY murders dissidents... With cancer.
Hym "That's the insinuation of the throat cancer thing by the way."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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