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Cancer

Cancers have a reputation for being hyper emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in additional to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.
BB: Is She Crying over stepping on her dogs tail?

KK: Yeah, I think shes a cancer..
by LynnKen May 27, 2022
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cancerous

this phone is cancerous
by sourarcticfox February 6, 2022
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Cancer

A person who ho is bald coz of a disease such as Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif
Person 1: Did u get a haircut

Person 2: No Tianna touched me and now I have cancer
Person 1: Damn is cancer contagious

Person 2: Only when someone called Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif has it
Person 1: But your called Teddy
Person 2: Want it Jazmine
by Ummmmmmmmm me October 12, 2021
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officiary cancered

ShoeOnHead is officiary cancered on Twitter for making a simple, inoffensive observation.
by ghozzap February 18, 2024
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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Cancer Insulin

Carbon Dioxide Builds Up In The Body, When You Never Exhale It Out Of The Body and Glucose Will Not Survive In The Body of Glucagon.
Austin: “Wussup Bro Are You Good Today?”
Cody: Uh No

Austin: Why?
Cody: I Have Cancer Insulin In My Body
Austin: Oh No, You Are Going To Be Dead, I will Call Up The Ambulance And Help You Out.
by 21jay October 28, 2023
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Cancer

One of the worst diseases....it takes the lives of people you love. People with diabetes complain, but im sorry cancer is worse!!!
I can't believe cancer ruins lives.
by AllegraB April 11, 2017
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