Condoleeza Rice

a bitch that can burn in hell,

this bitch, dr. rice, got a degree and cna lie to the dumbass prez's face. go to hell bitch, america hates u.

by vick the man April 15, 2005

condoflage

To try to cover up the purchasing of condoms at the supermarket by filling up the cart to the gunwales.

I tried to condoflage the week's ration of Trojans last night but the clerk blew it when she called for a price check on Trojans XL over the pa system!

by Attika-Elvis October 7, 2009

condimeat

Meat on Meat – i.e., what you put on your burger with when you’re not a rabbit and need more than mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise to sustain your hunger.

Karl: Yo Wilbur what kinda condimeats you got on that burger?
Wilbur: Aw man I'm loading it up with some salami, bacon, and pastrami.

by samelchaz September 28, 2018

Kitty Condo

another name for vagina

That player rammed his cock into my kitty condo.

by jamesboob May 8, 2010

California Condor

When an Asian man and white woman are in a romantic relationship. This is very rare, much like the bird it is named after.

Did you hear Chin and Jessica are dating? We have a California condor on our hands!

by Aybabtu October 30, 2013

candominium

1. Also known as a trailer or mobile home

2. Can Living

3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.

Mandi: Yeah, I've been painting my formal dining room, formal breakfast nook, formal living area, the den, and the like to my new home in the gated community.

Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!

Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!

Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!

by HowlnWolph January 6, 2009

condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

by the Sheik of Holland October 17, 2006