Hot Coffee

A mini game, only unlockable by using a patch, In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas where you play the Protaginist of the story in fucking a girl.

Because of "Hot Coffee" the game was yanked off the shelfs in stores around the US.

Dude 1: Did you play that Hot Coffee mini-game?
Dude 2: ya man, everyones talking about it.
Dude 1: LOL

by SexPanther August 21, 2005

cup-of-coffee

What wordHomsar/word was raised by.

"I was raiiised by a cup of coffee..." -- Homsar (via homestarunner.com)

by Tai August 1, 2003

Hot Coffee

A small town in Mississippi.

No, seriously.

Existed way before GTA:SA.

"They moved here from Hot Coffee when her dad got a job at the Nissan plant in Canton."

by Rainee Sue September 26, 2005

Ninja Coffee

Ninja Coffee is a mix of the strongest coffee in the world, tar, pep pills, and Redbull. No one but ninjas can withstand it's awesome power.

with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.

Ben: *Takes a sip of ninja coffee* uhhhh..... *dies*

Me: Ha. wimp *chugs three pots*

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

Sex Coffee

The act of pouring a cup of coffee onto a girl's vagina during intercourse.

Man: You ready for the sex coffee?

Woman: What? Aaaaahh! Aaaahhhh!!

by Trbo December 14, 2010

magic coffee

decaf coffee misrepresented as the real stuff. Often done in the catering industry, where both both regular and decaf coffee are actually decaf. the waiter will often serve coffee, return the the kitchen and emerge with the same pot of coffee for the guests who requested decaf (because it actually is decaf). Some waiters will say an incantation over the pot in the kitchen (converting it to either reg or decaf)

Waiter 1: Are we doing regular AND decaf coffee this evening

Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.

by Zadok the Priest January 3, 2008

Sexy Coffee

Coffee that is sexed up with alcohol, usually consumed early in the morning after a night of drinking.

Let's meet at the bar for some Sexy Coffee.

by coconutsunshine August 15, 2009