A way of thinking centered around rules and restrictions created by an unseen entity who is said to have unimaginable power. This is a philosophy based on fear. One's fear of contempt causes an individual to behave in a desired and dictated fashion. This "desired" way of life is dictated by mortals, men and women, people who should have no authority on propriety. Those that are needy, or find themselves in a rut, or a slump of sort, commonly gravitate toward this institution searching for a crutch to help curb the bitterness of reality, to give them an out. These people are known as "Christians." These Christians feel that by decieving themselves into believing that there is a higher power, a reason to it all, and that there is someone out there who will, after all is said and done,love them, they should reach some sort of peace with themselves and the world around them. Unfortunately, no peace is ever attained. Doubt constantly plagues their minds, causing them to delve deeper into this pretend world of promised deliverance. This is an organization where the lost, weary, and broken can congregate to collectively search through practicing preordained ceremonies said to
bring one closer to this "higher power." All of which is conducted in vain, because what they ultimately seek is their shared thirst for acceptance.
bring one closer to this "higher power." All of which is conducted in vain, because what they ultimately seek is their shared thirst for acceptance.
Christianity is no more than a mere crutch with no solidity, or legitamacy to take hold of.
Christianity is Lacking the validity that one might seek before entrusting his or her own well being.
Christianity is Lacking the validity that one might seek before entrusting his or her own well being.
by Anonymous September 17, 2006
Get the Christianity mug.The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.
They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.
Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.
Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.
Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!
Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!
by Schloimie Fenster November 18, 2009
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Christianity is a religion based around a woman who has never had sex that has a baby who can do magic tricks and spies on everyone at once.
Crazy Man 1: I killed kennedy by firing invisible missiles out of my anus.
Crazy Man 2: At night I talk to this one guy who walked around freaking people out with magic thousands of years ago and probably had sex before his biological mother.
Crazy Man 1: Oh that sounds like christianity
Crazy Man 2 stabs himself in the eye with an invisible knife for the remainder of the encounter.
Crazy Man 2: At night I talk to this one guy who walked around freaking people out with magic thousands of years ago and probably had sex before his biological mother.
Crazy Man 1: Oh that sounds like christianity
Crazy Man 2 stabs himself in the eye with an invisible knife for the remainder of the encounter.
by Jesus is February 21, 2008
Get the christianity mug.A super sweet guy who always says the right things. Full of giggles and smiles. Can make any mood your in turn into the best one ever. Down right sexy and perfect. mwah mwah. mr christiaahn. hehe
by inlovewchristian June 20, 2008
Get the Christian mug.1. A believer who is serious about (his/her) moral in Jesus Christ. Whose main goal is to please God more than (himself/herself). Who does not take sinning lightly. Not a hypocrite.
2. Christ-like. Learns and takes after (mimics) Jesus Christ’s qualities, teachings, habits, lifestyle. A believer who has great faith, trusts in God's word, hopeful outlook on life, or at least pursues - or meditates on perfecting his faith daily. A believer who has strong love for his enemies and natural affection towards anyone. A believer who is very obedient to all of God's commands (what he requires). Holy. Without spot blemish or wrinkle in their daily walk.
3. A failure in his faith, or nonbeliever who self examines and recognizes his sins, faults, accepts Jesus Christ as God, is sorry for his sins and repents. May still fail, but still aims for spiritual perfection daily.
2. Christ-like. Learns and takes after (mimics) Jesus Christ’s qualities, teachings, habits, lifestyle. A believer who has great faith, trusts in God's word, hopeful outlook on life, or at least pursues - or meditates on perfecting his faith daily. A believer who has strong love for his enemies and natural affection towards anyone. A believer who is very obedient to all of God's commands (what he requires). Holy. Without spot blemish or wrinkle in their daily walk.
3. A failure in his faith, or nonbeliever who self examines and recognizes his sins, faults, accepts Jesus Christ as God, is sorry for his sins and repents. May still fail, but still aims for spiritual perfection daily.
1. He/she walks after the spirit daily so he/she does not walk after the fleshly desires, neither after the world, neither after materialism or earthly treasures, has not pride, and obeys Gods commands. They want to be a True Christian.
2. He/she lives the way Jesus does. He/she tries or does perfect his/her faith, love, obedience, and relationship with God daily. This is the life of a True Christian.
3. Even though he/she has been a failure for what God wants, his/her heart is broken and is hungry for God's spirit to conquer the law of sin and death. He/she understands in being perfection spiritually living a life without sin; being obedient to God with their whole heart daily. He/she is more justified to be a True Christian.
2. He/she lives the way Jesus does. He/she tries or does perfect his/her faith, love, obedience, and relationship with God daily. This is the life of a True Christian.
3. Even though he/she has been a failure for what God wants, his/her heart is broken and is hungry for God's spirit to conquer the law of sin and death. He/she understands in being perfection spiritually living a life without sin; being obedient to God with their whole heart daily. He/she is more justified to be a True Christian.
by penninja February 20, 2007
Get the True Christian mug.A large cult of people against creativity. They hate all things that aren't what they like. (See Nazi) The teachers eat little kids if they look appetizing. The kids are abused fags whom no one in the world would accept. All the guys like each-other and play sports to get to know one another. They also make you conform to them because they are demons that drink their own piss. The kids also eat ferrets for lunch and fried blood juice for snacks. There are no known full blacks there cause they get thrown into he Bleach pit. (See KKK) It's also a living hell for those who fight them. Plus all the girls have moobs and are extreme fugly . (See Holocaust) Overall its a horrible group and their leader is a major Butt Pirate.
Simon :Dude, Ever heard of Aurora Christian?
Harold: Oh Yeah, we just learned about them.
Jake: They're all nipple munchers..
Jordan: Yeah, They suck major cow tongue .
Green Giant: Yeah they kill penguins.
Tuba: "Honk"
Harold: Oh Yeah, we just learned about them.
Jake: They're all nipple munchers..
Jordan: Yeah, They suck major cow tongue .
Green Giant: Yeah they kill penguins.
Tuba: "Honk"
by Tolgahimloop April 17, 2009
Get the Aurora Christian mug.Rock music that are writen for and about jesus christ(or god in general), also something different to praise god by instead of the ussual hyms!!!!
by soulio July 13, 2005
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