Christina is the sweetest girl you could ever meet. She’s got a gentle heart and a creative mind. The way she thinks, the way she speaks, the way she expresses herself, she’d make your heart melt. She has the most beautiful smile and the loveliest laugh you could see and hear. She’d be there for you when you need her, and she’d make you smile no matter how sad you’d be. She loves learning new things, she loves meeting new people, she’s adventurous, open minded and passionate about everything she does and wants. And if that’s not enough already, she’s extremely beautiful you just can’t take your eyes off her. Her flawless hair flows so gently over her beautiful face, her brown eyes glancing around, and if they catch you, you’d be enchanted. Her cheeks so cute, her neck beautiful, and her body sexy. She might tell you sometimes that she thinks she doesn’t look that good, but you’d know for sure she’s being a fool for saying that. Her waist makes you wanna hold her, her hands make you wanna kiss them, and everything about her makes you wanna hug her. If you’ve got a Christina, you’re so damn lucky.
"Man, I need a Christina in my life. Then, my life would be perfect."
"Is that Christina walking with that guy? Lucky ass dude!"
"Is that Christina walking with that guy? Lucky ass dude!"
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By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
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Drummer for the metalcore band Lamb Of God. Some people consider him very talented and admire him for his speed and technique.
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Key leaders of the Christaliban include Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Donald Wildmon, Lou Sheldon, and Fred Phelps.
It has been the long standing goal of the Christaliban to impose a theocracy on America.
Despite the denials and rantings by right wing talk radio, the threat to American freedoms has never been from the Left, but the radical Right, especially the theocratic elements of the Christaliban.
It has been the long standing goal of the Christaliban to impose a theocracy on America.
Despite the denials and rantings by right wing talk radio, the threat to American freedoms has never been from the Left, but the radical Right, especially the theocratic elements of the Christaliban.
by binydeamon November 30, 2010
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Chris Pontius: "Is it wrong to be strong?"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"
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