"The Birthday Punches" in Scotland, a birthday torment common in countries such as the UK, Ireland, Canada, and India, involves the friends and family of the person whose birthday it is taking him or her by the arms and legs, and "punching" him/her up into the air and down onto the floor. The number of "punches" given equals the age of the person in years plus one "for luck". These punches are transferable and are expired in one week from his/her birthday.
"Yo, it's David Pee's birthday, let's go violate him and give him birthday punches" - Jay Pong
"DAVID MY CHIGGA COME HERE" - Matt Pho
"DAVID MY CHIGGA COME HERE" - Matt Pho
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Get the Birthday Punches mug.On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!
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A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.
"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004
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Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009
Get the Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth mug.A sexual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims "Happy Birthday!" and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.
Anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them Birthday Toasties on third dates.
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