Smiling Burrito

Making a smiley face with a magic marker on the tip of your penis and allow it outside your speedo.

While on a Mexican Vacation I went to beach to showoff my Smiling Burrito.

by Mister Smiley Coos Bay January 3, 2022

Bison Burrito

When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.

James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.

by Yea123455 January 11, 2022

bunny burrito

a bunny wrapped like a burrito in a cloth/towel

This is how to safely wrap up your pet rabbit in a “bunny burrito” to administer oral medications.

by iambek January 18, 2022

Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.

"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"

by waffleenio February 9, 2022

Dirty Burridge

The act of rimming an ant eater while getting your rectum filled with marmite

“Hey bro did you hear about the missing ant eater from the zoo?”
“Ye man it think I think somebody might have done a dirty Burridge

by YungenJ07 March 3, 2022

Joshua Burrage

apparently obsessed with bacon, it's kind of unhealthy. But we love him since he's in Newsies

Oh look, it's Joshua Burrage

by Broadway not official March 4, 2022

Joshua Burrage

Apparently obsessed with bacon, but we love him because he's in newsies

Oh my gosh it's Joshua Burrage....

also the gify if it shows up is not the joshua burrage I'm talking about if thats his name

by Broadway not official March 4, 2022