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Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.
"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
by vvaerea March 2, 2025
mugGet the Reading Blindnessmug.

Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision
Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind
by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025
mugGet the Toke blindmug.

Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind
Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter
by Matterlizard September 14, 2025
mugGet the Blind lizardmug.

blind bandwagon

A person that only likes a sports team because...
•it has their favorite player
•their friend(s) like that team
•they no nothing about the sport
•etc
J. That guy is terrible at football
H. I know
J. He doesn't know any of the rules or how to play
H. He only knows knows the Patriots because he is in love with Tom Brady's wife
J. He is such a BLIND BANDWAGON
by Yodleodles June 20, 2015
mugGet the blind bandwagonmug.

garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.
It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.
by jpraxis December 2, 2010
mugGet the garbage blindnessmug.

Blind bunny

A female in a duck blind usually some duck hunter girl friend or wife
That chick is hot yea she dudes blind bunny
by Matterlizard September 14, 2025
mugGet the Blind bunnymug.

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