Mushy Biscuits

When a group of men or women compete to be the last to ejaculate on a biscuit. Whoever ejaculates first has to eat the biscuit that everyone else has cum upon.

"Dude, we played Mushy Biscuits last night. It was sick. And I totally lost."
"What'd you have to do when you lost?"

"I had to eat the cum-biscuit..."

by Mushy Biscuit Queen January 13, 2010

air biscuit

when someone breaks wind and catches it then releases it into someones face

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

wind biscuit

When you fart and it sounds like a wisp of air.

Dave let fly a little wind biscuit.

by Joe Z January 10, 2007

workin' the biscuit

Doing everything you can to get things right with your partner so as to get laid that night.

Did you see Bob? He was really workin' the biscuit with Renee tonight.

by p.j.g. January 19, 2008

Crack Biscuits

A slang name for Ritz biscuits as they are hugely addictive. Once you've started eating them, it's impossible to stop.

Helen has been dieting forever and never eats anything. Sometimes it's fun to offer her crack biscuits because once she's eaten one, she'll have to finish the whole pack.

Then she won't eat for two weeks and go running every day.

by English Man In...Well, London January 6, 2009

air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.

Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??

by bagelbailey June 6, 2009

wank-biscuit

1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.
2. Posh term for "Wanker"

You wank-biscuit, give me that back

by Techno Joker May 31, 2003