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speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still
by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
mugGet the speed Bumpmug.

a bump in the road

The company launch was a success, but losing their main investor was definitely a bump in the road.
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
mugGet the a bump in the roadmug.

Bump

"I'm going to bump his drink",
"Mate I can't believe you bumped my drink".
by Mercvry September 14, 2020
mugGet the Bumpmug.

Bump heads

wanting to fight somebody
"i want to bump heads with her"
by i<3dreadheads February 4, 2024
mugGet the Bump headsmug.

Bumps

A band from Portugal, five dumbasses making noise and getting kicked out of every single establishment.
The vocalist passes out every gig
the bass player always wants to start a mosh pit
the drummer gets naked in every single show
and the two guitarists look like to statues in a Christmas tree.
Bro did you go to the Bumps concert last night?

DUDE THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY, THE BUMPS ARE THE SHIT
by Catipanga August 31, 2023
mugGet the Bumpsmug.

bump transfer

when an exchange is made thrgh bumping into someone while walking. in order to keep from being noticed, usually done with secret or illegal things.
david: you got the money

nick: yeah, you got the "goods"

david: yeah, but we cant exchange here, we'll bump transfer in the hallway after 5th period to avoid detection
by the castrator December 14, 2010
mugGet the bump transfermug.

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.
Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.
by cjezioro September 22, 2010
mugGet the dump bumpmug.

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