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Brasi

An gangsta MF that dont take no shit. Ask about him.
by The Real Godfather December 15, 2023
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brazilian threat

When a threat/warning is given after the punishment.
He broke his jaw and told him he’d break his jaw after the fact, i don’t understand the point of brazilian threats man
by SsneekyY December 16, 2023
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Brazilian Breakfast

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023
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Brazilian booping

When a Brazilian man requests you to eat their ass and you instead poke their butthole and say “boop”. The Brazilian man then proceeds to bounce on your finger
I was hooking up with a Brazilian guy and he asked me to eat his ass, So I poked his butthole and said “boop”. I gave him a Brazilian booping
by ItzGreedx January 10, 2024
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brazilian blackhole

When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.
Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!

Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first

*They go to get food*

Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm

Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?

Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party

*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*

I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.
by TheSecretPussyFinder January 21, 2024
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Basil’s Law

All bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes
Person1: That black feminist chick from college just posted her white boyfriend on her insta

Person2: dude…. Basil’s Law!!!
by MMAFayce January 23, 2024
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Brazil

Brazil: officially the Federative Republic of Brazil (Portuguese: República Federativa do Brasil is the largest country in South America and in Latin America. Brazil is the world's fifth-largest country by area and the seventh most populous. Its capital is Brasília, and its most populous city is São Paulo. It is the only country in the Americas to have Portuguese as an official language.

and it is actually a very cool and tropical country that speak PORTUGUESE and not BRAZILIAN 😡 it has cool things like street dogs and street horses and chimarrão (or mate) and guaraná soda and coxinha and churrasco and the carnavals and my grandma (she is very cool) and everyone here is very nice and social and easy to befriend, and brazil is NOT a purgatory AMERICANS 😡

you are the ones full of bigoted laws and toxic food and mean people and death and fear and suffering 👎 (not cool) we are cooler than you, and we have an working education system 👍👍 suck on that GRINGOS
American: HAHA BRAZIL IS PURGATORY HHIHIIHIGIGIGIGIGGII

Me, eating delicious and not toxic churrasco: Mmmm 😋 MGMGMGMTRMFMOFMFKFMFKFMF
by Caralegalyippie January 25, 2024
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