girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
by child from mars May 15, 2019

by Klara_rkl September 18, 2021

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, hugging, and deep conversation.
by NYCDominicano March 8, 2024

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend
Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!
by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025

The boyfriend effect is when you get with a man who makes you feel safe and comforted and you’re not ashamed to be yourself around them and you don’t feel the constant need to dress up or put make up on. Many people see this as a flaw, but when a girl/woman feels comfortable to let a man see her with wet hair, no make up, and in comfortable clothes, that’s the best feeling. The feeling of secureness.
Friend#1:Girl I think the boyfriend effect is really hitting me i haven’t worn makeup in a week!
Friend#2: Ain nun wrong w it you look happy!
Friend#2: Ain nun wrong w it you look happy!
by spiderpigishere February 2, 2024

ON AUGUST 2ND ITS NATIONAL BOYFRIEND DAY SHOW HIM SO APPRECIATION!!!
Girl: *sends paragraph to boyfriend*
Boy: what was that for
Girl: ITS NATIONAL BOYFRIENDS DAY SILLY !!!
Girl: *sends paragraph to boyfriend*
Boy: what was that for
Girl: ITS NATIONAL BOYFRIENDS DAY SILLY !!!
by Emogirllllll14 July 31, 2022

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
