Apricot Queen

1. Bubbly Clumsy person with brown LUTCHous hair

2. Friends with a salt shaker

3. Friends with grasshoppers (gertrude, estrella, pavilion, large cheese)

4. better than you

5. there is only one in the world

"I am amazing."
"Dude you're an Apricot Queen."

by Apricot Queen August 31, 2016

african shave

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.

Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.

by fishkillmo August 11, 2016

Anricopeedigitalistis

Old age related mania in which individual constantly fiddles with penis/public display of urination causing visual trauma to those around.

Doctor- His anricopeedigitalistis has worsened in the last two weeks
Wife- Oh doctor!!. Not him!

by excoriettarígida July 23, 2016

agricultured

Its totally a thing.

"Is agricultured a word?"
"Hell yeah it is!"

by totallynotagricultured November 10, 2016

african rooster

A black cock

Yo Jamal had a giant African rooster!

by Zachs. November 15, 2016

african handshake

A type of Handshake in witch the individual use's their "left hand".
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants

wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.

Exp. (As seen in the movie "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.)

Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that

pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)

by NumberOneKangaroo November 17, 2016

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017