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Alaskan Crab Cake

A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.

What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.
by CuriousSnail June 8, 2016
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Alana

Alana is a friend that you don’t want to loose. Alana’s are extremely trustworthy and can keep their words. They are very goofy and outgoing but know when to stop at the line. They are so supportive at all times , but they are not the type of friend to lie to you if a dress looks bad on you. Keep your Alana’s close.
You: Alana, do these shorts make my butt look big ?
Alana: hell no your flat as fuck either way. No pair of shorts will change that.
by laniii September 7, 2019
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Alana

Somebody who is currently watching me submit urban dictionary definitions.
by randomity1234 May 16, 2019
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alaska

The chilly place up north with the cheap drugs, nasty women, good local beer, 36 Crazyfists, and the highest meth, cocaine, weed and alcohol usage rate in the entire continent, no shit. All underage.
"Want to go to Alaska this summer?"

"Hell no, unless you want to get some kick-ass weed, cuz there's nothing else to do."
by Silver Surfer April 28, 2006
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alaskan eskimo pie

When engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls vagina. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own cum
That alaskan eskimo pie felt so good and creamy.
by Mackinze July 30, 2006
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alaskan piledriver

This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women.
Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.
by Robot2008 January 5, 2009
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Alaskan Bull Worm

When you shit in a girls mouth and tuck tape it shut, shove a Popsicle in her anus until the shit comes out of her nose in the shape of a bull ring
by Gandolf the black November 30, 2013
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