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Alabama Lunchable 

When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.
Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!

lightbulb alabama 

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.
Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

Muddy Alabama 

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama
Muddy Alabama by Tru goo March 31, 2017

french alabama 

When you plotting on a young man and he in the stall pissing and you run in and catch the urine in your mouth and spit it at him.
Yo jeff was in the dorm bathing hall last night and i toatally got him with the french alabama

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french alabama by dongathon November 17, 2017

Suprise Alabama Top Hat 

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

Straight Alabama Mark 

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.