Artitude

A description of a person becoming overly vehement over their particular artistic choice.

Art critic: How can you say picasso is the epitome of the cubist/surrealist movement. he holds not a candle to Dali you twit.

Pleb: Sure...

Innocent Bystander: Jesus, no need for the Artitude dude

by Jakiela January 20, 2013

Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

artichoking

To crave sharp corners caressing your intimate folds, while having your neck squeezed by your lovers hands.

Artichoking- I want to artichoke the fuck out of her!

by Wtfmoney November 23, 2014

articleopard

A silly little snow leopard who spraypaints people/zombies for life.
Such a silly leo

HEY! Acid spraypaint, Articleopard! Hand it over now! We can't take any risks..!

by Articleo..who wouldn't know. May 3, 2015

artist for the ear

Artist for the ears is a qwerky way of saying you're music person, you listen for art, as music is an art to you.

1: you gonna come to the art galleries?
2: nah
1: but you said you love the art bro
2: the art of music bro
1: so you're and artist?

2: Artist for the ear bro

by Ireallylovemydogs July 1, 2015

Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.

He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.

by wendy 816 October 11, 2015

Artist's Burden

Seeing flaws in ones own work that others don't notice.

M: Man don't be like that, your painting is perfect!

N: But I did the nose wrong and the forehead's too big... Sorry, guess it's just an Artist's Burden.

by Noah.Theatre April 17, 2016