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Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel
This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver
by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021
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Alabama cupcake

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night
by Chaospixxxie May 28, 2021
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Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.
*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh
by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021
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Alabama slamajama

An orgy that involves two or more family members.
Our family reunion was good, but it got even better when a good 'ol Alabama slamajama broke out. I wish we had condoms though because now I have a nephew daughter.
by Fapulous platypus June 25, 2021
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When I man poops in the vagina then fucks it.
Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!

Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
by morgzytsucks July 12, 2021
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Alabama Eiffel Tower

The Alabama Eiffel Tower is very similar to the Eiffel Tower, the only difference being 2 or all 3 of the participants are of the same blood line.

The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.

The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.
Lauren drank too much tequila before the family reunion. She knew it was probably a bad idea since she has the sexual appetite of a dog in heat. Her sexual bucket list is extraordinarily long, but she had yet to cross off the Eiffel Tower.

As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.
by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021
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Alabama finger trap

When your uncle touch’s your no no and you clench
by Unclejerr September 6, 2021
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