Alabama Ass Clown

Arrogant but ignorant person, who is unaware of their disturbing remarks and behaviors.

My old boss is the worlds biggest Alabama Ass Clown!

by jenenae November 16, 2010

Alabama brown trout

A large shit or poop.

"Dude PF Changs was delicious but now I have to go stock the lake with an alabama brown trout."

"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"

by John and Eric March 2, 2011

Alabama Trimester

The amount of time it takes from the first push until the woman hits the bottom of the stairs

My ex's Alabama Trimester time was 04.75 seconds! Beat that bud!

by ChubbyChaser2011 April 6, 2011

alabama steak knife

When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.

Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.

by Bigpoppa6969 May 15, 2016

Alabama Anus Buster

When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies

Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster

by Hurdle season November 30, 2016

Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.

Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!

by ridespacemountain January 9, 2017

Alabama Shotgun

When your partner sucks a fart out of your ass then you passionately kiss, inhaling the gas from her lips into your own mouth.

“When she asked me for an Alabama Shotgun, my heart melted. Lovingly, I ejaculated a fart into her mouth. Soon our eyes locked, and our tongues danced, as I sucked the juicy fart from her mouth.”

-Jesus of Nazareth

by Turdgod January 14, 2017