(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressingmug. "hey gurl, pineapple for pineapple??"
by qwerty@redsn0w.mac February 18, 2017
Get the Pineapplemug. by kodomo kazuko June 29, 2024
Get the PineApplemug. The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.
"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
by anonymous November 25, 2023
Get the Pineapple maxingmug. Pineapple on pizza is a forbidden food and is banned from most households. It's known to be one of the most controversial foods known to exist.
by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022
Get the Pineapple on pizzamug. Pineapple hairs are the green stuff that is on top of the pineapple. this is used by Anix in his Bikini bottom video.
by keeton_0507 June 16, 2020
Get the pineapple hairsmug. by Finlat123 February 8, 2019
Get the Pineapplemug.